I wonder if this is enough bubble wrap to send me in the mail

Do you know how to do a “tuck & roll”????
If you did it with a “twist” and were able to get your head all covered……… well, MAYBE. But I would get another bigger piece of it for the corners and make it more comfortable.

Then your Mom would have to write FRAGILE in HUGE letters all over the outside so the truck driver guy would be extra careful.

Probably not a good idea, after all. 😉